10 - Lionel Andrés Messi
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Åbent brev fra Cristiano til Messi.
Dear Lionel,
I am writing you this note to offer my congratulations on winning the Ballon d'Or. Again. As you can see by the look on my face, I am very happy for you. Please forgive me for not congratulating you at the gala, but since I am so tall and statuesque and you are so tiny and maintain terrible posture, I couldn't find you in the crowd. Also, since someone played a joke on you by telling you to wear that garish spotted jacket and tie, I didn't want to keep you from getting home and changing your clothes as fast as you possibly could. That's how thoughtful I am.
It was another tremendous year for me, and, supposedly, for you as well. You had to set a world record in order to score more goals than me. Of course, smart people know that team accomplishments are far more important than personal achievements and I helped my club to win La Liga in 2012 whereas you only helped your club win the Copa del Rey. The year my club only won the Copa del Rey, I did not win the Ballon d'Or. I suppose this just shows that voters hold me to a higher standard than you.
Anyway, you have now won the Ballon d'Or a record four times in row. I guess you're happy about that. Yet, Andy Gray, England's most respected sexist broadcaster, has questioned whether you could play well on a cold night in Stoke. After all, you have only won titles for one club, whereas I have won titles for clubs in La Liga and the Premier League. But very few players have the physical talent and mental strength to prove themselves on different teams and in different leagues, so you should only feel a little bit bad about that.
People are always trying to compare you and I, but there really is no comparison. Yes, we were both named after Americans -- I was named after Ronald Reagan, a talented actor and two-term president, whereas you were named after Lionel Richie, a man who sang about dancing on the ceiling. Which is both impossible and patently ridiculous. I impregnated a woman and created a child in 2010, but it took you until 2012 to figure out how to do those things. I grew tall and strong naturally and you needed enough growth hormones to make even Lance Armstrong feel guilty in order to be neither of those things. Also, I wear proper tuxedos to formal events while you wear a suit made out of clown pants. So comparing us is both silly and unfair.
In conclusion, I congratulate you, Leo. But remember: No matter how many Ballon d'Or awards you win, I still won it first.
Confidently yours,
Cristiano Ronaldo
P.S. My apologies for writing this letter in English, one of several languages I am able to speak, when I know you only speak Spanish. Maybe Gerard Pique will translate it for you.
Dear Lionel,
I am writing you this note to offer my congratulations on winning the Ballon d'Or. Again. As you can see by the look on my face, I am very happy for you. Please forgive me for not congratulating you at the gala, but since I am so tall and statuesque and you are so tiny and maintain terrible posture, I couldn't find you in the crowd. Also, since someone played a joke on you by telling you to wear that garish spotted jacket and tie, I didn't want to keep you from getting home and changing your clothes as fast as you possibly could. That's how thoughtful I am.
It was another tremendous year for me, and, supposedly, for you as well. You had to set a world record in order to score more goals than me. Of course, smart people know that team accomplishments are far more important than personal achievements and I helped my club to win La Liga in 2012 whereas you only helped your club win the Copa del Rey. The year my club only won the Copa del Rey, I did not win the Ballon d'Or. I suppose this just shows that voters hold me to a higher standard than you.
Anyway, you have now won the Ballon d'Or a record four times in row. I guess you're happy about that. Yet, Andy Gray, England's most respected sexist broadcaster, has questioned whether you could play well on a cold night in Stoke. After all, you have only won titles for one club, whereas I have won titles for clubs in La Liga and the Premier League. But very few players have the physical talent and mental strength to prove themselves on different teams and in different leagues, so you should only feel a little bit bad about that.
People are always trying to compare you and I, but there really is no comparison. Yes, we were both named after Americans -- I was named after Ronald Reagan, a talented actor and two-term president, whereas you were named after Lionel Richie, a man who sang about dancing on the ceiling. Which is both impossible and patently ridiculous. I impregnated a woman and created a child in 2010, but it took you until 2012 to figure out how to do those things. I grew tall and strong naturally and you needed enough growth hormones to make even Lance Armstrong feel guilty in order to be neither of those things. Also, I wear proper tuxedos to formal events while you wear a suit made out of clown pants. So comparing us is both silly and unfair.
In conclusion, I congratulate you, Leo. But remember: No matter how many Ballon d'Or awards you win, I still won it first.
Confidently yours,
Cristiano Ronaldo
P.S. My apologies for writing this letter in English, one of several languages I am able to speak, when I know you only speak Spanish. Maybe Gerard Pique will translate it for you.
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Re: 10 - Lionel Andrés Messi
Dengang var det ikke muligt at vinde ballon d´or, hvis man ikke var europæer og spillede i Europa. Dvs. Platini blevMadbassen skrev:Det er nu ikke helt rigtigt. Platini vandt i 83', 84' og 85'.
Han er den først til at vinde 4x Balon D'or og så endda i træk.
kåret som årets fodboldspiller i Europa og ikke som den bedste i verden.
Adidas hylder Messi:
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You’re the one I follow, follow into the middle.
Middle of the shadows, far away from all the sorrows.
You’re the one I follow, follow all the way oh.
Way into the darkness where the sun is shining yellow.
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Hvis det skal pensles ud, så må det være sådan at Messi har vundet én Ballon d'Or og tre FIFA Ballon d'Or i træk. Så man kan sige hvis man virkelig vil at Platini og de andre der har fået mere end to, har flere Ballon d'Ors, men ingen andre i hele verden end Messi har FIFA Ballon d'Ors.
Men sådan noget stads kigger jeg ikke på, ligesom CHL for mig er det samme som "den europæiske mesterholds turnering" som var gældende frem til 93.
Men sådan noget stads kigger jeg ikke på, ligesom CHL for mig er det samme som "den europæiske mesterholds turnering" som var gældende frem til 93.
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Re: 10 - Lionel Andrés Messi
FIFA Ballon d'Or er jo en sammensmeltning af de to store priser, som var aktuelle til og med 2009. FIFA World Player of the Year og Ballon d'Or.
Messi vandt begge i 2009 i øvrigt, så at sige han har vundet prisen fire gange i træk er ikke 100 % korrekt, men det giver god mening
Messi vandt begge i 2009 i øvrigt, så at sige han har vundet prisen fire gange i træk er ikke 100 % korrekt, men det giver god mening
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Det er ikke det samme hvis man tænker på at spillere som Maradonna og Pelé ikke havde mulighed for at vinde Ballon d´or.
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BarçaDK skrev:FIFA Ballon d'Or er jo en sammensmeltning af de to store priser, som var aktuelle til og med 2009. FIFA World Player of the Year og Ballon d'Or.
Messi vandt begge i 2009 i øvrigt, så at sige han har vundet prisen fire gange i træk er ikke 100 % korrekt, men det giver god mening
Ja, tout à fait !
Re: 10 - Lionel Andrés Messi
Sí sí. Francés a mi me gusta mucho!j´♥ le foot skrev:Ja, tout à fait !
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Re: 10 - Lionel Andrés Messi
Guys, respect the fucking forum rules:
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Messi has scored 193 goals in his last 172 Barcelona games #fcblive Ronaldo has scored 174 in his 172 games for Real Madrid [via @mesistats]
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Messi's jakkesæt var tilsyneladende designet af Dolce Gabbana, han tog derfor til Milano tidligere idag for at mødes med Domenico Dolce og Stefano Gabbana for at se på nogen af deres nye kollektioner.
Har vi haft en egentlig diskussion om Messi's tøjvalg den aften? Personligt synes jeg at Dolce Gabbana kan være lækkert, men når der er tale om formelle lejligheder som Ballon d'Or hvor man ved der er en stram dresscode så synes jeg man bør følge den sikre sorte tuxedo fremfor at gå så drastisk til værks som Messi.
Hans præstationer på banen tilgiver ham dog hans til tider sjove tøjvalg.
Har vi haft en egentlig diskussion om Messi's tøjvalg den aften? Personligt synes jeg at Dolce Gabbana kan være lækkert, men når der er tale om formelle lejligheder som Ballon d'Or hvor man ved der er en stram dresscode så synes jeg man bør følge den sikre sorte tuxedo fremfor at gå så drastisk til værks som Messi.
Hans præstationer på banen tilgiver ham dog hans til tider sjove tøjvalg.
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Re: 10 - Lionel Andrés Messi
Jeg tror, at jeg var den eneste herinde fra, der synes det var cool. Kunne ikke selv finde på at gå i det, men stadig..
Vi skal ikke have Fnat lus lopper knuper adis eller grises til af andre folk de skal og bare lade jeg være i fred og ro for eller døder de lige på stedet med et af min fætter Klaus S Jensen skydevåben det er ikke for sjov det er skam meget alvorlig mendt
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Det er anderledes... første tanke var, pisse grimt, mest fordi jeg sammenligner ham med en der ikke skiller sig ud fra mængden. Men når man tænker over det, folk går i sæt med striber, hvorfor så ikke prikker... ;)
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Re: 10 - Lionel Andrés Messi
Når man spiller i Barça gør man bare, hvad der passer en mht. påklædningCulé skrev:Personligt synes jeg at Dolce Gabbana kan være lækkert, men når der er tale om formelle lejligheder som Ballon d'Or hvor man ved der er en stram dresscode så synes jeg man bør følge den sikre sorte tuxedo fremfor at gå så drastisk til værks som Messi.
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